🧩🧐💼 GATHER 'ROUND, PUZZLE PALS! It’s time to put your brain through the ultimate energy drink test: the NYT Mini Crossword! ☕💥 And by energy drink test, I mean slowly burning out and questioning your life choices. Like, where ELSE can you struggle to remember that "outdated phrase" that nobody has uttered since 2012? 🤦‍♂️🤡 Today’s crossword is like a mean math teacher who connects clues in a way that has you screaming "WHAT EVEN IS 2+2?!" while your brain does the galaxy brain thing 🤯✨. Shoutout to all the *cringe* wannabe crossword champs out there, fr fr. 💬 "I don’t know if this crossword is more outdated than my grandma’s WiFi or just as annoying," a *totally real* developer said in a dream I had last night. 😴🔌 Also, peep THIS: can we talk about the "Connections" puzzle? More like "I need a doctor because my brain hurts" edition! It's like getting slapped with a wet noodle twice! 🔥 Prediction time: NYT will drop a new “Mystery Crossword” next week that requires a PhD in cryptography and an emotional support animal just to finish it. 🐶💩 Bet! 💸 #Stonks #CrosswordsAreHard #NotAgain