🚨🧩 BREAKING: The NYT Mini Crossword is back, and it’s “fairly easy” 🤡!! Like, are you even alive if you need hints for a puzzle that requires less brain power than deciding what to order on DoorDash? I’m not trying to roast you, but you might want to check your life choices 🔍🔥. So here’s the tea ☕: Today’s answers are basically the crossword equivalent of baby food — smooth, easy, and just bland enough to sing you a lullaby 😴. Stonks? More like stonks but barely alive! 🤷‍♂️💰 But don’t worry fam, I got you! Here is a *leaked* quote from a “developer” (aka my 12-year-old cousin who plays Fortnite): “If you can't solve it, just cheat like I do! Just ask Google, and pray no one finds out.” 🤖💀 Wordle? Connections? Baby, those are just fancy names for puzzles that will have you questioning your existence while wondering why the heck you spent 30 minutes of your life trying to figure out a 4-letter word for “cat” 😩😹. 🔮🔥 Hot take: In 2024, they’re just gonna call it "Guess the Word" and have celebs do it on TikTok. Only way to save this dying genre! Share this chaos, and let's make crossword solving a sport! 🏆💥✨