🎉🧩Welcome to the Unhinged Strands Saga of Sept. 24 (#570)!!!🎉 If you’re out here trying to flex your puzzle-solving skills but you still get stumped by a toddler’s sticky note, have no fear! 🥳 Let’s get into this chaos! 🤡💀 Big news, fam! The NYT just dropped a Strands puzzle that’s as basic as that one friend who brings plain bagels to brunch—no cap, CRINGE! 😂💀 It’s got SHORT answers, like “cat” and “dog,” so if you can’t unscramble that, just facepalm and hit the gym. 🤦‍♂️💪 Need help? Click the link (we know you’d rather be scrolling TikTok but humor me) for all the STRANDS JUICE, plus Wordle and Connections hints too! Imagine needing hints for a mini crossword. Chuuuch! 📖😩 Developers are like, "We want our puzzles to be easy enough to solve while eating pizza rolls." 🍕💰 Just a shoutout to the developers (leaked quote here): “If we make it harder, the boomers will come for our necks like it’s family dinner!” (Insert nervous laughter) 🤡🔥 At the end of the day, you know what’s STRANDS levels of chaos? My prediction: By next week, NYT will release a crossword that asks for the difference between an NFT and your grandma’s old jewelry. 🚀 “This is fine” meets “stonks” energy! Get ready, puzzle warriors! 💥🙌