🚨📰 SONIC BOOM ALERT! The New York Times is out here dropping hints like it’s a flash mob at a retirement home! Ready to dive into *Strands*? Yeah, you heard me right—it's the word search game that’s so complex, even your grandma’s crossword puzzle would cry 🥺💔! Imagine your words doing the cha-cha through an existential crisis—up, down, left, diagonal, and even ascetically refusing to follow any rules! It’s like if ⏳ “Twister” and a degree in Linguistics had a baby, and that baby became a meme on Twitter. #WordSearchGoals 🤭💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We made *Strands* to redefine what it means to be confused at 3 AM while eating cold pizza”—Name withheld for sanity 🤫🍕. And, let me drop a hot take here: the only thing more tangled than your love life in 2025 will be trying to find the *spangram* in this madness! 🔥🚀 This is fine. You thought you could handle it? Nah fam, prepare to seethe in a puddle of words while simultaneously leveling up your brainpower 💪🧠—#GalaxyBrainEnergy So grab your coffee, cause you’re entering 📚 *Strands*: where we tell the tech companies to COPE with our genius! Share this with your friends or you’re missing out on the future of word chaos! 🔥☕️🤖💰 #Stonks!