🚨🧩🎃 Buckle up, meme-lovers! Today’s NYT Strands puzzle is here, and honey, it’s spookier than your high school crush on Twitter (no cap)! 🔪💀 Today’s hints are straight-up haunted 💀👻—rumor has it the answers might lead you into a crypt of confusion. They’re so dangerous, even Indiana Jones wouldn’t dare unschamble them! 🏴‍☠️🔑💰 🧙‍♂️ *Imagine* a leaked convo between developers at NYT: “Hey Steve, how many people are gonna throw their phones against the wall over these Strands hints?” “Honestly, I’m just here for the chaos. 😈” Also, if you're struggling with today’s Wordle or that puzzling ‘Connections: Sports Edition’—if you’re still getting “wordle” mixed up with “world” then, fam, this is your sign to log off and pick up a dictionary! 📚🚀 Just let the cringe wash over you. 🔥🔥🔥 Here’s my hot take: in 2024, NYT will drop a Strands VR experience where you can fight literal ghosts for the answers! This will either be a hit or a total flop—let’s boost those stonks! 🚀📈💸 NOW, share this chaos with everyone who needs a little hint in their life! 🤡💥