🚨🌀**BREAKING: NYT Strands Game Reveals SHOCKING Secrets about Landforms!!** 🌍🔍💥 Listen up, nerds and word wranglers! The *New York Times* is out here cranking up the word-search chaos with their latest Strands hints! 🤯👀 Guess what? You gotta twist letters like you’re trying to DJ at a middle school dance. Up, down, left, right, diagonal—it's ALL good! 🤪💃 Here’s the tea: you can form words that look like they’re trying to do the cha-cha across the grid. *But* there’s a catch! A spangram?! 🤌✨ Not like your mom’s spaghetti, but a special word that flaunts its fancy face in this puzzle party. 🎉💅 💬🍕 Leaked developer quote from “Dave the Overworked” (no cap): “Our game is basically a word salad for introverts who need a reason to seethe about geography!” Also, just a quick reminder: the only thing more twisted than these word shapes is the way companies charge you an arm and a leg for a subscription! 💵👁️ 🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert: I predict that by 2025, Strands will evolve into a full-blown reality TV show where contestants battle it out for the **Golden Letter** trophy! Get ready to roast your friends AND make stonks. 🚀💰 #ThisIsFine 🔥 Who’s ready to get STRANDED? 🧐📚 🤡