🚨 BREAKING: NYT STRANDS ANNOUNCES OVERDUE HOMEWORK HELP FOR SEPTEMBER 18, 2025!!! 🚨💀🎉 So listen up, fam! If you’re trying to flex your brain muscles on the New York Times’ Strands (aka “let’s make word search cringe again”💩), we’ve got your back! 🧠💪 Prepare yourself for word shenanigans that look more twisted than a TikTok dance challenge! Y’all thought the only way to get flustered was with online dating? Nope! It’s your brain trying to decode letters like a malfunctioning AI 😂💻. Here’s the tea ☕️: in Strands, you can snag words that wiggle around like Drake during a TikTok, making shapes more bizarre than your last college essay. 🔄✨ Seriously, if you’re seeing letters dancing like it’s Saturday night, just know, that’s the Strands vibe! 💃🕺 💬 “Developers said their favorite part was combining words into ‘quirky shapes’ because nothing says ‘adulting’ like struggling to make sense of your life through letters.” - Totally not a leaked quote from an intern. 🤖👀 And let’s be real: if your friends think you’ll ace this game, they’re living in galaxy brain city: Population ~0️⃣. Get ready for the *ultimate* hot take: by 2025, Strands will be the language of the METAVERSE!🌌🔥 Type your way to stonks and a better social life! Share this immediately before your brain melts away! 🤯🚀💣 #StrandsIsLife #NotReally