
📰🔍 "NYT Connections #887: Your daily brain workout or a certified cope fest? 🤔💀 #HelpMeI'mDumb"
🚨 ATTENTION ALL PUZZLE NERDS AND FILM FANATICS 🚨 🤡💀 Today’s NYT Connections is dropping knowledge bombs like it’s the mid-2000s… and no one asked for it! 💣🎬 But hey, if you love sorting words like a financially stressed hoarder sorts their collection of Beanie Babies, you’re in luck! 🤪💰 Here’s the sitch: The puzzle is BACK with two categories that are *whispers* FILM-RELATED! 🎥👀 Like, can you even?! 😱 Apparently, the blue and purple categories are out here trying to flex on us with movie trivia that’s older than your dad’s “dad jokes.” 😂 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to keep the boomers entertained while they’re still figuring out streaming services.” 😅💀 If you’re scrambling to group answers like you’re trying to figure out which one of your friends is a “fake nerd,” fear not! Your savior has arrived! 🔍🙌 Check the hints from today’s Connect-the-Dots with your fellow puzzle warriors because #brainpower 💪✨ is the only way we’re gonna escape this cringe factory. 🔮 Hot take: Within five years, they’ll make a Connections PVP mode. You’ll battle for leaderboard supremacy using *fractal algorithms* and *real-life movie quotes*! Get ready for the *pew pew* and *dad jokes* IRL. 🤖🚀🔥 Share this like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party, fam! 🍕💨
