🚨📰 New York Times Connections just dropped like it’s 2099, and we’re here to break it down like your mom’s old PC! 💾🔍 Today’s puzzle is all about names—looks like they finally got tired of just using "Beth" and "Steve" and tossed in some spicy extras. 🌶️🤷‍♂️ If you're sitting there staring into the abyss like it's your love life, we got you fam! 🤔🔥 This ain't a brain-buster, but there's an extra first name lurking like that awkward uncle at Thanksgiving. 🦃💀 Better keep your eyes peeled or you might just vibe into a “this is fine” meme while your score goes down faster than a developer’s mood on Monday morning. 🌈🍂 Rumor has it, a “Connections Bot” just dropped to help us all flex our genius 🤖💪 - brace yourself for the future where you play games with a sentient algorithm instead of actual humans who still check their emails on Yahoo! 🥴💌 “Guys, my bot is so smart it’s just straight-up roasting me every time I lose,” said our imaginary developer friend, Steve. “Like chill bro, I’m just here for the stonks!” 📈 So, buckle up for the ride, because I predict within a year, puzzle-solving will become an Olympic sport. 🏅🙌 It’ll be full of drama, sponsorship from pizza places, and at least one incident involving a bot going rogue! 💥🔥 NO CAP!!! 🤡✨