🚨💀 BREAKING: DualEntry has just leveled up in the corporate game with a *mind-blowing* 💰 $90M Series A! 💥🌐 Valued at a staggering $415M, this New York startup is out here flexing like it’s on the cover of Forbes. DRIP DRIP 💎💧 These guys are serving AI-powered ERP realness and trying to dethrone the ancient titans, Oracle NetSuite and Sage 🤖🤡. The ERP market must be shaking in its overpriced boots right now. Like, are we living in a simulation? 💩😱 “Honestly, we just wanted to make spreadsheets a little less life-sucking,” said an imaginary DualEntry dev. “But hey, if we can make a bank, we’re here for it. No cap.” *cue the Drake meme* 🔥👌 But let’s be real: it’s 2023, and we can’t be *that* excited about new ERP software. 😴💤 What’s next? NFT-powered accounting? 🙃 #CryptoCrisis2023 So here’s my hot take, fam: in 5 years, we’ll all be using AI to file our taxes via VR while in a cornfield, 🍑 and the IRS will be like "This is fine." *cue the galaxy brain meme* 🤯🌌 Who's ready to invest? 🚀💵