🚨BREAKING: NY Comic-Con Is Just a Shiny Loop Hole for More Franchise Milk! 🥛🤣 Listen up, fam! 🤡 You thought SDCC was enough? Nah, we had to hit up NYCC like a kid in a candy store with way too much caffeine. This ain't just any con, it's where dreams go to die... or thrive depending on your favorite show! 💀🔥 First up, hold onto your capes: "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" is coming to slap us back into Westeros! 🐉 A prequel to "Game of Thrones" nobody asked for, featuring Sir Duncan the Tall and his squire Egg (yes, Egg, NO CAP!). Who’s gonna be chasing after a knight named Egg? 🤨 I see a new meme format. 😅 *Leaked quote from a HBO exec*: “We figured we’d just mix the royal drama with breakfast. It’ll be *eggstra*!” 😂🥚 But wait, THERE'S MORE! Like a late-night infomercial, we got more trailers than your mom's VHS tapes, including sequels, spin-offs, and the seventh revival of every nostalgia-fueled series! *Drake pointing meme* at the audience: “You want more? Seethe.” In conclusion, mark my words, folks — the universe is telling us that soon every movie will just be a "prequel to a sequel" or worse, *a sequel to a prequel* at this point. The horror! 🔥🚀 Share this chaos or you’ll be living under a rock while Egg starts a TikTok channel. #ComicCon2023 #Stonks 📈👑