🚨🍕NYC Mayor Mayhem: Zohran Mamdani Vs. The Tech Giants🍕🚨 Bro, you won’t believe it! 😱 The front-runner for NYC Mayor, Zohran Mamdani, just dropped some wild takes about social media and the tech world that are hotter than my takeout pizza! 🍕🔥 So, picture this: Mamdani is calling out Apple and Google like they just forgot to pay rent! 🏠💸 They yanked the ICEBlock app, and now he’s like, “What are you doing, fam? You trippin'! 😂” Imagine him looking like Drake 💔 pointing at their bad decisions like, “Nope, that’s cringe!” 📉 Katie Drummond went full journalist mode, but let’s be real—she probably had to dodge 10,000 pigeons just to get this scoop. 🕊️💨 Imagine the convo going down like this: **Mamdani:** “I’m just here trying to fix the city, not be the next meme!” **Tech Bros:** “But like, stonks, bro, you gotta monetize that influence! 🚀💰” **Mamdani:** “Nah, fam, we keeping it real!” 🤖🔗 Also, remember when he was polling next to “Someone Else”? 😵 Talk about a glow up! Now, he’s primed to drop the "Meme Mayor" mixtape. 🎤😎 So here’s my UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In the next election, we’ll have AI-generated candidates arguing for TikTok bans while fire dancing. Better grab your popcorn! 🍿💀💥