🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨: Waymo is getting the green light in NYC, and let me tell you, the chaos meter just hit 100! 🏙️🔋💥 Grab your overpriced avocado toast because Waymo just snagged a shiny new permit to unleash up to EIGHT self-driving whips in the concrete jungle until late September. That’s right, folks, eight opportunities for these cars to either wow us with tech or give us a front-row seat to the dystopian future where our Ubers are suddenly just sentient metal boxes flexing on us. 💀🚗💨 “Hey, Larry Page, how fast before these cars start arguing with taxi drivers on Twitter?!” 🙃💬 *imaginary Waymo dev* (not really) 😂 In classic NYC fashion, I can already smell the chaos: pedestrians dodging autonomous cars like they’re playing Frogger, while the robots are like, “What is a jaywalker?” 🚦🕹️ *Drake Pointing* meme intensifies* So, What’s next? I predict by October, Waymo will be hosting a TikTok dance challenge in Times Square while accidentally running over a hot dog stand. 🍕🔥 What a flex! #WaymoIsComing #ITSFINE 🔥📈 Share this if you think Waymo is either gonna revolutionize NYC or become the world’s most expensive bumper car! 🤡💰