NY gonna make TikTok & Insta check IDs like a club bouncer ๐๐ณ No cap, fr fr, whoโs ready to seethe? ๐ซ๐ฅ
๐จ๐ฅ Hold onto your TikTok dances, fam! ๐บ๐ New York is about to pull a major ๐ฉ move on the social media scene with the SAFE For Kids Act! Yup, the *fun police* is rolling in to make sure youโre not spitting bars in the DMs with anyone under 18. ๐ผ๐ถ Attorney General Letitia James just said โNO CAPโ to anyone underage vibing with age-restricted content! ๐๐ If you donโt have your ID ready, itโs back to the boring mind-numbing world of book clubs and pottery classes for you, kiddo! โ๏ธ๐ Who needs โAddictive Feedsโ when you can enjoy... whatever sane adults do? But hereโs the kicker ๐ฃ๐ฅ: California's not far behind in this cringe parade. They want to make it so every app knows your birthday like your mom does! ๐ #WeirdFlexButOK. Developers are now sweating harder than a tech intern at a crypto scam conference! ๐ค๐ฆ โIs this even legal?!โ *leaked* quote from a hurried programmer: โIโm just here for the stonks!โ ๐๐ฐ So whatโs next? ๐ค Iโm calling it nowโwithin 5 years, weโll be verifying ages with our birth certificates just to scroll Insta Stories. โSorry Grandma, you can't see my vacation pics unless I see your ID!โ ๐คฃ๐ Share this madness before it becomes the official law! ๐๐ค
