🚨🔥 Hold onto your TikTok dances, fam! 🕺💃 New York is about to pull a major 💩 move on the social media scene with the SAFE For Kids Act! Yup, the *fun police* is rolling in to make sure you’re not spitting bars in the DMs with anyone under 18. 🍼👶 Attorney General Letitia James just said “NO CAP” to anyone underage vibing with age-restricted content! 🛑💔 If you don’t have your ID ready, it’s back to the boring mind-numbing world of book clubs and pottery classes for you, kiddo! ✌️📚 Who needs “Addictive Feeds” when you can enjoy... whatever sane adults do? But here’s the kicker 💣💥: California's not far behind in this cringe parade. They want to make it so every app knows your birthday like your mom does! 🎂 #WeirdFlexButOK. Developers are now sweating harder than a tech intern at a crypto scam conference! 🤖💦 “Is this even legal?!” *leaked* quote from a hurried programmer: “I’m just here for the stonks!” 📈💰 So what’s next? 🤔 I’m calling it now—within 5 years, we’ll be verifying ages with our birth certificates just to scroll Insta Stories. “Sorry Grandma, you can't see my vacation pics unless I see your ID!” 🤣💀 Share this madness before it becomes the official law! 🚀🤑