🚗💨 *Nvidia and Uber Pour $97M into the Future of Lazy Driving* 💰🤖 Hold onto your steering wheels, fam! 🤡💀 Today in "Why Walk When You Can Let a Robot Do It?" news, Nuro Inc. just bagged a hefty $97 million from the tech titans of cringe: Nvidia and Uber. That's right, the same Uber that thinks surge pricing is a lifestyle and Nvidia, the GPU gods who made 20-year-olds think they’re gaming pros! 🎮🔥 📈 This investment is like those stonks memes when you realize you're still poor after buying a high-end GPU—pure chaos! 😂💸 So, what’s the plan? A world where your pizza arrives before you can say "why do I even pay for delivery?" or worse, your car drops you off at the bar so you can convince yourself you haven’t peaked yet. 🥴🍕 Quick leak from an imaginary dev: "Honestly, if I can make a car take me to work instead of listening to 'Free Bird' on repeat, I'm in," said a developer who is absolutely living their best life. 📅💀 So here’s the hot take: in five years, we're all just going to be sitting in robot taxis while they judge our Spotify playlists. "Bro, no cap, you LISTEN to that?" 🚀🤖 Time to panic, folks! Share this or risk being trapped in a car that only plays elevator music! 🚀💥