🚨🦾 BREAKING: NVIDIA x Uber = Stonks? More like Stonks but with Car Crashes! 💥🤡 Ladies and gentle-memes, gather ‘round ‘cause NVIDIA just decided to take a joyride 🚗💨 into the future with a partnership hotter than your mom's macaroni on a Sunday night! Super nerds over at NVIDIA are cooking up their Drive AGX Hyperion 10 (whatever that means) with Uber’s fleet of rideshare machines! 📈🔥 But wait! There's more! They're teaming up with the Big Dog auto brands—Stellantis, Lucid, and Mercedes-Benz! Just imagine getting into a “luxury” ride, and it drives itself like your ex when you ask for closure! 🚀👀 In a leaked convo, a "developer" was heard saying: 👨‍💻 "I'm just here for the chips, not the dip!" 🍟💔 (Bro, you and me both!) So get ready to see a future where your Uber driver is a computer 🤖, and your ride is more self-aware than your average TikTok star. And let’s be real—by 2027, it’ll probably just drive you to the nearest Wendy’s to get that spicy nugget combo. 🍔🔥 In conclusion: Brace yourselves, the future of autonomous rides is coming. Will we end up in a car that drives us to Fortnite tournaments instead? WHO KNOWS? 👀💀 #NVIDIAxUber #ThisIsFine 🤯🔥