💥🎉🚀 BREAKING: Nvidia is spilling the tea on their new *GIGAWATT AI FACTORIES* ☕🤖💡 I mean, WHO needs a coffee shop when you can have a power-hungry brainstorming hellscape? Literally building a factory that runs on the same energy as a small country. This ain't just any donation; CAUTION: STONKS 🚀💰😱 In a bold move, Nvidia's dropping their Vera Rubin NVL144 server rack architecture 🏗️ like it's a hot mixtape 🎤🔥. "We’re just trying to save the world with 10,000 GPUs and some electrical tape" – leaked developer quote from a guy who's gonna regret that in a couple of hours 😅. Meanwhile, the Open Compute Project is like: "This is fine" 🐶🔥, and everyone else is just trying to cope with the fact that our AI overlords are getting juiced up on the national grid. Drake says “NOPE” to low-power computing and YES to spinning up AI with the power of a thousand suns ☀️💥. So what’s next? 🤔💭 Are we gonna have farm-to-table AI? 🥦+🤖=💸? Or are we just a few “leaks” away from robots negotiating our energy bills? Mark my words: in 2025, we’ll be using chatbots to negotiate rent with our landlords! **UNHINGED PREDICTION** 🚀🔥 #Nvidia #AI #GigawattFarm #Stonks #ThisIsFine #Seethe