🚨🩺 DUDES, WE GOT A NURSE DRAMA ALERT! Introducing Teton.ai, a Copenhagen brainchild here to save nurses from drowning in patient paperwork like it’s the Titanic but with less Leonardo DiCaprio! 💔🚢💁‍♀️💻 They just bagged a mind-blowing $20M in a Series A round 💰—which is basically tech startup for “everyone put your money in the stonks jar!” 📈🤡 So here’s the tea: Teton.ai claims it's an AI buddy to help nurses track patients and make their lives easier. But what’s likely to happen? Nurses getting roasted by AI for having “low workflow performance” while they juggle 1,000 things 🤹‍♀️💀. "Bro, I can barely drink my coffee, let alone monitor 20 patients!" 🥴☕ #NurseLife Here’s a *totally real leaked quote* from a developer working on Teton: “We figured making an AI buddy would help... turns out it just judges you harder than your mother!” 🔥👌 🔥 PREDICTION ALERT 🔥: In 5 years, every nurse will be in a love-hate relationship with their Teton.ai, but when those AI buddies find love with each other? BOOM! 🥳🚀 AI nurse weddings in Vegas—who’s bringing the digital champagne? 🍾🤖 Slide into this chaotic fiesta and STAY AWAKE, the future is coming! 💥💀 #NurseAI #GimmeTheMoney