🚗💨 Nuro just hit a *six billion* DOLLARS valuation, and I didn’t even need to flip a switch on my self-driving toaster! 🍞🤖💰 This startup just bagged a whopping $203 MILLION in their Series E round, adding $97 million from some tech giants like Uber and Nvidia. 😱 These investors must be like, “Stonks!” 📈💸 Meanwhile, Nuro’s cars are driving themselves to the bank like: "Go big or go home, fam!" 🏠🚀 Just picture it: A car that can deliver your Chipotle while you binge-watch the latest Netflix series. I mean, *this is fine* 🐶🔥 — right until the car decides your burrito needs a joyride! 😵‍💫 📣 Here’s what I “LEAKED” from a chat with some imaginary Nuro devs: **Dev 1:** “Did we just raise $203M? Or did we accidentally buy a small country?” **Dev 2:** “Same vibe. Though I lowkey want an NPC as a co-pilot for the memes.” 😂 But let’s be real, if they can navigate all this cash, we’re *definitely* headed toward an apocalypse where cars give us Uber rides straight to space! 🚀🛸 **Hot Take:** In 5 years, your self-driving car will be more woke than your friend who graduated with a philosophy degree. 🤡💀🎓 Share with your homies or Nuro’s next delivery might end up being a cold burrito in the void! 👀✌️ #Nuro #SelfDrivingSauce