🚨💀 BREAKING: Nuclearn just secured a whopping $10.5M DOLLARS 💰 to help nuclear plants "embrace" AI. Because nothing says “trust us” like giving robots access to Fission-Fueled Fireballs of Doom! 😱🤖💣 👩‍🔧 According to the Nuclearn peeps, their AI is like the junior employee who only does paperwork 📝. Meanwhile, the stonks are soaring, and I’m here to imagine the nuclear reactor's AI complaining about lunch breaks: “I’m working at 99% capacity, why no pizza?!” 🍕🤖 As one developer reportedly said: "Honestly, we're just trying to give the reactors a chance to play Hades instead of filing TPS reports—baby steps." 😂🔥 But wait! Does anyone else find it cringe that we’re trusting an AI to manage paperwork when it's still struggling to recognize cat memes? 🐱💀 This is fine…right? Prediction time: In 5 years, Nuclearn’s AI will literally run the nuclear plants and start an underground meme movement called “Nuclear Memes for Peace.” 🌎💥 Who’s joining the revolution? 😤🚀 So buckle up, folks! This isn’t just automation; it’s an AI revolution equipped with a side of existential dread! Can you pass the popcorn while we watch the meltdown? 🍿🤡 #NuclearVibes #BasedAI