🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH WORLD, PEOPLE! 💥🚨 So, NTT DATA and Fortanix just HIGH-FIVED over a partnership like they're the Avengers of cryptography! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ They're launching "Cryptography-as-a-Service" (CaaS) to save us from the big bad AI and that ominous post-quantum doom. I mean, all we need is for quantum computers to become sentient and we're toast! 🥴💀 🗣 “I mean, we just had to do something or we’d be having a ‘this is fine’ meme in the real world,” said one *totally real* developer when asked why they're diving into this CaaS madness 👀🔥. But fr fr, if you’re out there trying to secure your sensitive data while dodging AI threats like it's a game of dodgeball, you might wanna keep these guys on speed dial. 🤖💰 Look, it's like Drake pointing at lame security strategies while vibing to stonks on the rise: “If it ain't CaaS, I ain't interested!” 📉😎 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT 🔥🔥: By 2025, we’ll all be living in a post-quantum world where your personal data is more secure than your grandma's secret cookie recipe! And I’m calling it NOW: the first billion-dollar unicorn will be a CRYPTO-RECIPE service. 🍪🚀 Share this chaos before it explodes! 🤡💥