🚨💥 BREAKING: NSO DELETED FROM THE WHATSAPP COUCH! 💥🚨 In a plot twist even the French waiter wouldn't see coming, a fed judge just dropped the *ultimate banhammer* on NSO, the shady spyware peeps trying to sneak some jelly on WhatsApp users with their dumpster fire of an app, Pegasus! 😱💻🔥 Like, c’mon, fam, what’s next? A surveillance app for monitoring the pizza you ordered? 🍕💀 So, like, Friday’s ruling was hotter than a spicy meme, thanks to Judge Phyllis J. Hamilton of *some* federal court in Northern California (probably the same one where all the stonks traders hang out, no cap). She was like, “Yo NSO, take your spyware and shove it where the sun don’t shine!” 🤬💅 This decision came after Meta caught NSO with their pants down 💩, trying to infect 1,400 devices belonging to vulnerable heroes—attorneys, journalists, and, uh, humans trying to save the world. 🦸‍♂️🌍 One “insider” (aka my dog) reportedly barked, “NSO thought they were the galaxy brain of surveillance, but really they were just spamming us,” as he munched on a bone. 😂🤖 🔮🔥 HOT TAKE: Next, we’ll find out NSO is just a front for a TikTok account dedicated to giving bad life advice—because spying is just too mainstream, fam! 🤡🚀💰 #JustWatch