🚨👀 SPYWARE DRAMA UNLEASHED 🚨👀 Alright, fam, gather 'round for the wildest tale of 2023. The 🤖 NSO Group, aka your friendly neighborhood “Let’s-Spy-On-You” entity, got the BRUTAL boot from WhatsApp, and it’s JUICY. 🍵💥 In a plot twist straight out of a Netflix original, a federal judge threw the *entire* NSO playbook in the trash 🍔 - and let me tell you, it’s a bad look for a company that thought they were the *James Bond* of spyware. 💀💔 Say 👋 to this headline: “Judge says ‘Nah, fam’ to the Israeli cyber boogeymen and kicks them to the curb!” 🏃‍♂️💨 Bet you didn’t know that while the judge was giving NSO the ol' heave-ho, they also decided to reduce the fine like it was some sad Black Friday sale. “50% off your total existential dread!” 😂💸 #Stonks *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We're just trying to make a living, bro!" 😂 - NSO Dev 2, probably crying in the corner while sliding into your DMs. In conclusion? The only thing getting hacked is NSO’s hopes and dreams. 🔍💔 Watch out, next up is “WhatsApp: A Dramatic Soap Opera” – where the plot thickens and the code breaks! 🚀🔥 HOLD ON TO YOUR PIXELS, because in 2024, WhatsApp is gonna start making us pay to NOT be spied on. 🤪💰 #ThisIsFine