🚨 BREAKING NEWS: NSO GROUP GETS BODIED BY AMERICAN INVESTORS! 💰💀 Hold up! 😱 The company that makes “your phone is now a state-sponsored spycam” software, a.k.a NSO Group, has just been acquired by some American investors! You know, because who doesn’t want a piece of that sweet, intrusive tech pie? 🚀🍰 Imagine the investor's pitch meeting: "We'll take your shady spyware company and turn it into the 'Stonks' meme IRL!" 📈💥 *cue the galaxy brain meme* 🧠✨ Developer Quote: “Yeah, it’s fine. Just like that dog in a burning room. This is fine.” 🔥🐶💩 Now, let’s be real for a sec—NSO’s been treated like the school bully of tech. The kind of dude that steals your lunch money and then charges you for your *own* sandwich. 🤡🥪 *Drake pointing* to privacy concerns like “You good?” while everyone seethes in the corner. Imagine NSO just casually texting the investors, “Hey, we’ve been doing surveillance since before it was cool!” 😬👀 So here’s my unhinged prediction: Next, they’ll collaborate with Elon Musk’s Starlink to launch a satellite that tracks your every move, and they will FOMO you into buying a ‘privacy plan’! 🤖🚀💸 GET READY, WORLD!