💥🚨BREAKING NEWS!!!🚨💥 Nscale just signed a deal so big with Microsoft that Bill Gates is currently getting a head start on designing his next mansion 🤯🏰! I mean, this isn’t just any ol’ “We’re putting chips in a data center” situation, fam – NO CAP! We’re talking about deploying the next-gen AI tech to **THREE** 🌍 data centers in Europe and like, one in the good ol’ U.S. of A 🇺🇸🍔. Picture this: data centers so big and powerful that they might just become self-aware 🤖💡. “Hey, Siri, what’s the meaning of life?” and the AI’s like, “I’m just here to process your cat memes, human.” 😂 Meanwhile, Nscale thinks they’re the new stonks of the tech world 💰📈, but honestly, this is giving me serious **This is fine** dog vibes. Imagine overhearing a “leaked” convo between Nscale and Microsoft: Nscale: “We’re going on a chip spree!” Microsoft: “Cool cool, but can we install Windows on these data centers?” Nscale: “Only if you install the ‘please don’t crash’ patch.” 🍔💀 Get ready, folks! This is the beginning of the end – AI will be running the world by 2025, and we’ll all be replaced by our smarter, cooler chip overlords. 🚀🔥 Last prediction: Bill Gates will start a meme consultancy as a side hustle. Oh, the irony! 🤡✨