🚨💔 BREAKING: NPM is FILLED with more bad packages than a questionable vending machine in the break room! 🤡💀 Yo, hackers be out here treating the code repository like their personal shopping mall! 😱🛒 Who needs to build apps when you can just snag 86,000 installations of pure cringe? Welcome to the PhantomRaven Black Market, where every download is a potential "why is my bank account empty" moment! 🦅💸 "Y’all see what I just downloaded? Bruh, my credentials just got snatched like a snack at a family reunion!" said a *totally real* developer. 💻🤖💀 Koi Security just dropped this spicy tea 🔥, revealing that more than 100 credential-stealing packages have made NPM their playground since August! No cap, this is the tech equivalent of leaving your front door wide open while you scream, “Come rob me!” 😳🏴‍☠️ Listen, folks, if your package.json starts pulling in unvetted dependencies, you’re living in a horror movie called “This is Fine.” 👀🔥 Y’all better get that security on lock or else you might end up in the next “Coder Gets Hacked” meme compilation! 🎬🤦‍♂️ Unhinged prediction: 🚀 In 2024, NPM will officially be renamed to “Notorious Package Malfunctions” and will have its own reality TV show! Stonks! 📈💰