🚨💰BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Notion Capital just flexed harder than your buddy who brings his fidget spinner to the club! 💀 They raised a whopping $130M to tackle Europe’s “follow-on gap.” Like, bro, can we please leave some drama for reality TV? 🤡🔥 In case you’re living under a rock, Europe’s growth capital drama is like a sad rom-com 😭—lots of potential but NO cash flow! 🤑 So, Notion Capital said, "Hold my kombucha!" 🍵💪 and doubled down with a growth fund that’s basically throwing money at startups like it's Monopoly money! 🎲💸 "I told them we had to do something, or else it would be the great European tech desert of 2023," said a *totally real and not made up* Notion developer 😏🤖. "We couldn’t stand by while only Silicon Valley gets all the FOMO funds!" So what’s next? Well, hold onto your hats, folks! 🎩🌪️ Rumor has it that Notion is about to drop a dystopian VR platform where European startups survive by literally fighting each other for funding. Think Hunger Games but for venture capital! 🏹💥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine In conclusion, Notion Capital just turned the European growth capital scene into a full-on meme apocalypse! 🚀🔥 Share this before it goes fully viral, fam! 🤪✨