🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS: NOTHING BECOMES SOMETHING! ✨🚨 So, you remember that tech company everybody forgot existed? Yup, it’s THAT time again! 🤡 Nothing (yes, nothing, like your motivation at 3 AM) just went full *Stonks* 💰 and announced a mind-blowing $100M hustle 💸 to spin off its budget brand CMF! We're talkin' about a glow-up that even Cinderella would envy. 🦄 Why India? 🤔 Because let’s face it, if there’s one place that can pump out affordable tech like hot samosas, it’s gotta be there! 🌶️🔥 Nothing is banking on “making budget devices independent” like they’re trying to achieve world peace through smartphone accessories. This is either genius or they need to stop binge-watching reality TV. 😵‍💫 “We saw CMF growing up and realized it needed its allowance,” a *leaked developer* allegedly said while sipping chai. ☕ Their goal? To make sure that everyone can feel *cheap and cheerful* without selling an organ on the black market. 🚀👾 On a scale of Drake pointing 🔥 to “this is fine,” my hot take is that in 5 years, CMF products will literally be sent to your door by drones powered by your mom’s old Wi-Fi! Buckle up, tech nerds! 💥💀 #NothingToSomething #CMF #MemeMagic