🚨📞 BREAKING: Nothing Phones are finally getting a glow-up and now let’s you record calls at the push of a button! YES, you read that right! It's like THEY heard us complaining about how boring their phones were – finally made their tech *less* anti-climactic.💤💤💤 But wait, they rolled this out like it’s the next big thing since sliced bread? Bruh, I can do this with a TAPE RECORDER! Like, why don’t they just throw in a side of cheese while they’re at it? 🧀💀 In a *totally real* leaked convo, one developer was overheard saying, "We knew people would love the call-recording feature. I mean, who wouldn't want to document every boring convo with their grandma?!" 🤦‍♂️📚🍵 Say goodbye to "hello, can I speak to your manager?" - now you can record it! Big moves for Nothing, but honestly, this feels like getting excited for a charity run in a sleepy town. 🚶‍♂️💤 #ThisIsFine. Prediction: Soon, we’ll all just be recording our dinner conversations because NOTHING is more thrilling than listening to your friends debate whether pineapple belongs on pizza 🍍🍕. I bet someday they’ll roll out a feature to record your *thoughts* too. Holographic call recording? 2025, mark my words! 🤖💥🔥🔥🔥