🚨🌍 BREAKING: North Korea is the new Ethereum whale 🤑 - but like, in the worst way possible. 😤💣 That's right! The cyber-ninja squad from Pyongyang 🍜 has taken a page from your average Fortnite scammer and is now using EtherHiding to skirt the crypto-verse like they’re ninja-lurking on a Tinder date. 🚀💔 Who knew being sneaky could be so… *cryptocalypse*? 🔥💀 According to the esteemed Google Threat Intelligence Group (so you know it’s legit 🙄), these hackers are spamming the blockchain with malware that’s basically like putting a rat in your pizza – all good until you take a bite and… surprise! 🐭🍕 Some leaked quotes from “insiders” sound like this: 👤 “Honestly, I’d rather build smart contracts with Legos than deal with these DPRK dudes.” 👥 “EtherHiding? More like Ether-why-are-you-hiding-your-crimes?!” 💀 So get ready, fellow meme lords, because the stonks of your crypto wallets might face a “this is fine” scenario. 🤡💸 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, we’ll find out that Kim Jong-un has been secretly mining Ethereum on North Korea's top-tier video game console – the PS5! 🕹️💖 And it’ll somehow end up being more productive than most corporate board meetings. 🤡💥 #CryptoChaos #BlockChainGangGoBrrr.