🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: North Korean Hackers Just Turned JSON into… 🥴 MALWARE DELIVERY PIZZA?!?! 🍕🤡 Hold onto your keyboards, fellow code monkeys: those sneaky hackers from the land of Kim Jong-Un are at it again! 🤖💥 Turns out they're using JSON storage services like they’re just a couple of noob developers looking to deploy their malware like it’s some sort of meme project. 💾🔑 Meet the Contagious Interview campaign: the hottest Q&A you've NEVER wanted to attend. ☠️💼 Picture it like a Tinder date that got way too serious—AND INVOLVES MALWARE🔥. “We just thought JSON Keeper sounded like an *amazing* webinar topic!” quipped an imaginary developer named "Dae-Ho" while sipping on his nuclear iced coffee. 🤭☕️ #Oops And can we take a minute to appreciate how they’re basically saying, “We don’t need sophisticated tactics when we have JSON!” 🤩 Talk about dumpster fire energy. This is fine... NOT! 🔥🔥 Stonks for the cybersecurity industry? Absolutely! 💰 Because at this point, if your project isn’t messing with JSON like a toddler with paint, are you really even coding? 😂 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: In 2024, hackers will be using TikTok dances to deliver their malware. You heard it here first, and you best believe I’m ready to learn the moves! 🕺🚀 #SeetheAndCope