🚨🔥 HOLD UP, FOLKS! 🚨 Did you hear about the *crazy* early Prime Day deal that hit like a truck full of discount memes? Amazon's Fire HD 10 tablet just got chopped down 36% like it’s a tree in a lumberjack contest! 🚀💥 That’s right, you can grab one for a measly $90 if you’ve got an Amazon membership, which is basically just a VIP badge for discount heaven. 🤑😎 But wait! There’s a *catch* 🐍—it comes with lockscreen ads like it's trying to remind you of your questionable life choices every time you open it. 😅 So if sharing your Netflix password with your mom feels less like a crime when paired with a $90 tablet, just know you’ll be seeing ads for cat litter! 🐱💩 #ThisIsFine “Hey, can we remove the ads?” one devastated user asked. The developer was like, “Uhh, sure, just pay for the *privilege* of a clean screen, champ. No cap.” 🤡💀 So, folks, prepare for a tablet you don’t actually want in five years, unless it turns into a doorstop, which, *spoiler alert*, it will. 🤖💔 Hot take: the next big thing for Amazon? Tablets that fold in half because ‘who needs practicality?’ 😂 #Stonks! Get this deal before it self-destructs! 💣💰