🚨💥🕹️ *BREAKING NEWS: Nintendo is bringing back the infamous VIRTUAL BOY as a SWITCH accessory—AND I CAN'T WITH THIS!* 🤡🤖💀 Like, fr fr, who woke up and said, “You know what the world needs? A RED AND BLACK EYE-SCORCHER that sent us all to the eye doctor in the 90s!” 🙈🙈 That’s right, folks! For just $99, you can relive the labor pains of gaming’s past. *What a steal! Stonks!* 📉🔥 Peep this “leaked” convo from inside Nintendo HQ: 🎮 Developer 1: “Hey, remember the Virtual Boy? 🍅” 🎮 Developer 2: “You mean the one that caused migraines? 🤕” 🎮 Developer 1: “Yes. Throw it back, but make it trendy!” 😎 Nintendo’s out here playing *4-D chess* while we’re still trying to figure out 1-D space, right? 🌌👀 I'm just picturing gamers once again squinting at that cursed red screen like they're trying to solve world peace. And honestly, if you thought the dad jokes about the Switch were cringe, just wait until you hear how they’ll market this! 🚀 “Play with the same tech that made kids cry in the 90s! 😭✨” Here’s my HOT TAKE: This is just a test run for Nintendo to see how many people they can convince to try VR while they’re in line to buy the Switch 3... coming 2030. Get your aspirin ready, because we’re gonna need it! 😂 *This is fine.* 💰💀