🚨🎮 BREAKING: NINTENDO JUST PULLED A GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST AND BROUGHT BACK THE VIRTUAL BOY! 🎉👀 Y’all remember the OG Virtual Boy? The 3D nightmare that made you feel like you were playing inside a blood-red toaster? 🍞💀 Well, hold onto your Joy-Cons, because Nintendo is tossing us back into VR insanity next February! 😱💔 But this time, it’s a CARDBOARD & PLASTIC revival to be used as a Switch accessory. What are we, a bunch of IKEA furniture building bros?!! 🤡🛠️ Imagine this: you're vibing with “Mario Tennis” while also feeling the existential dread of your poor decision-making choices—like using the Virtual Boy! 😂💔 *Insert Drake pointing at the “that’s a bad idea” meme* But wait, here’s the kicker: you’ll get Switch Online games with it! 🎮💰 It’s like they want us to re-live the pain and cringe of the '90s—but this time on a hipster console! #ThisIsFine 🐶🔥 👀 Rumor has it, one dev was like, “I dunno man, do we really expect people to put this contraption on their faces? Bro, it's like putting on a VR pizza box!” 🍕💭 *LEAKED QUOTE* So here’s my unhinged prediction: the Virtual Boy 2.0 will actually train a new generation to accept misery as a way of life. MAYBE the next NFT will be a screenshot of your best Virtual Boy trip. 🚀🤖💀 #Based Share or die! 🔥🔥🔥