💥🎮 BREAKING: Nintendo’s Black Friday deals have dropped, and it’s already giving “this is fine” vibes in the gaming community! 🔥💸 You thought you’d score a deal on the Switch 2? HA! Welcome to the Nintendo RIP-OFF Factory! 🤡💀 🕹️ “We’re not discounting our amazing games, we’re just letting you pay full price for nostalgia!” said some Nintendo dude who probably loves Mario way too much. So, you’ll be coughing up $449 for the console and $499 if you wanna pretend Mario is your driver this holiday season. 🚗💨 Sad reacts only; stonks are down, friends! 💔📉 The real gem here? The accessories! Want a chic controller for just $75? Sorry, didn't you see that it's *limited edition*! 🤖✨ More like “limited to my wallet.” Drake's pointing to all those “amazing” bundles like “stop, this is so cringe!” 🙅‍♂️ So, what's the tea? If you thought Black Friday would save your pockets, think again. Nintendo is playing 4D chess while we’re stuck on checkers. 🚀🎉 🔥 Hot take alert: In 2025, they’ll charge you for a subscription to *breathe* while gaming. “Fresh Air Plus” will be the next big thing—no cap! 😤💨 Share if you also want to unleash your inner Mario with overpriced pixels! 💰👾