🚨BREAKING: Nintendo Switch 2 now available on Amazon!🚨 It's like the hot chick finally sliding into your DMs after ghosting you for three months. No invite? NO PROBLEM! 💁‍♂️💥 Ever since Nintendo dropped this glorious upgrade like it was a mixtape in 2017, we've seen handhelds flying off the shelves faster than your Wi-Fi during a Zoom call with your boss. 6 MILLION units sold in just 4 weeks? STONKS! 📈💰 But like a Tinder date where everybody swiped left, Amazon was chillin’ outside the party, twiddling its thumbs. Rumor has it Nintendo said, "Nah fam, we won't play with you, Amazon!" while tossing shade at third-party sellers like they were yesterday's trash. 🙅‍♀️🤖 Meanwhile, we gushed over the Switch 2 like it was our long-lost sibling (93/100, no cap, based, fr fr). 🎙️Leaked developer quote*: "Honestly, we thought about sending invitations, but then realized that would be CAP.” Brace yourselves, gamers! In an unhinged twist, I predict that the next Switch will have built-in VR support and a feature that downloads the entire history of Mario games into your brain! 🍄🔥 Get ready for brain overload, nerds! 🤯💣 #NintendoSwitch2 #AmazonFlexing #ThisIsFine