🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Nintendo is at it again! 🎮💥 The latest Switch 2 update dropped faster than your hopes of getting a PS5 for retail price and... surprise, surprise! It turns your beloved third-party docks into overpriced paperweights! 🗑️⚡️ 👀 Users are out here like "Did I just spend $50 on this dock for my Switch to just 🧱 BRICK?!" 😂 I mean, third-party docks already had about as much credibility as that one friend who swears they “totally don’t need a full-time job.” 💀 Kotaku, bless their souls, spilled the tea on the drama, but Nintendo is out here like “NAH, this wasn’t intentional, fam.” 😈 *Developer quote leak*: “We did it for the memes... and for the stonks, of course!” 💰📈 You know what this is? A classic case of the Nintendo “It's Fine” meme— with the dog in the burning room, adding a tired “THIS IS FINE.” 🤡🔥 I guess they’re just trying to make sure you buy their overpriced accessories! Tough love? More like tough *Nintend-oh* 🤢. 🔥 Here’s my hot take: In 5 years, we’re gonna be tethered to the Switch 15,000 because each update turned our devices into retro museum pieces. Get your popcorn ready 🍿, 'cause it's about to get spicy! 🌶️ SMASH that share button if you feel the chaos! 🚀😜💀