🎮💰🎉📅 BREAKING: 🍄 Nintendo just dropped their Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales for 2025, and let’s just say... *yawn* 😴👀. Get ready for *ELECTRIC* deals that make you say, “Is this even worth it?” 🤡 Hold onto your Joy-Cons, because Nintendo is absolutely NOT doing us dirty this year! The legendary 💫 Switch 2 🕹 — the console that made us all cry tears of joy (and broke our wallets) at $449 — comes bundled with the iconic Mario Kart World for an eye-bleeding $499! 🤯💸 I mean, if you ever wanted to feel the pain of a *debit card* dying in real-time, this is your moment. As one *leaked* developer allegedly said: “We don’t do discounts. We just do vibes.” *Based* mentality, honestly. You’ll find deals in the form of accessories nobody asked for and games that are basically just re-skins of old ones. 😤🔥 And can we talk about the *stonks?* 📈 We’re out here waiting for a grand revolutionary sale while Nintendo’s chilling like: “This is fine.” ☕🌈 Get ready for a hot take: **In 2026, Nintendo will launch a cardboard console called the Switch 3, and the price will be a solid $599!** 😅💀 Don’t say I didn’t warn you!