🚨🎮 BREAKING NEWS, GAMERS! 🎮🚨 In an epic showdown that’s more dramatic than a Mario Kart race at 3 AM, Nintendo just served a juicy 🍕 $2 MILLION slap to modding fever over at Modded Hardware! 😱💰 That’s right, folks—Nintendo is grinding everyone’s favorite plumber into the dirt with a hammer of justice! 💥🛠️ In case you missed it, Ryan Daly thought he could go full-on "Robin Hood" and let you play your precious Switch games without buying the actual plastic slabs. 😳 But guess what? The court ruled that was a NOPE! 🚫👎 “This is fine,” said no one ever as Daly’s dreams went up in smoke like Bowser’s castle! 🔥💨 According to *alleged* developer whispers, “Our anti-piracy measure is basically a force field. Just try to breach it, and we’ll get you, fam!” 😈💀 Meanwhile, Ryan's about to discover that “pirating” is a great way to get sunk faster than the Titanic 🚢💔. So what’s next? If you think Nintendo isn’t going to launch the Switch 2 with DRM so tight it’ll make a boa constrictor blush, you need to get your head checked! 💡💥💫 Prediction time: By 2025, we’ll have everyone playing Switch games via NFTs! Welcome to the Cyber-Mario-verse, baby! 🤖👾🚀 #GameOver #Stonks