🎮🚀🔥 Hold on to your Joy-Cons and grab your popcorn, fam! The Nintendo Direct is dropping like it’s hot on November 12th at 9 A.M. ET, and you won't want to miss the FIRST TRAILER for the much-anticipated *Super Mario Galaxy Movie*! 🍿🍄 This is about to be wilder than Mario crashing through a wall in an unfinished level! Imagine Bowser throwing shade while Mario's like, "I’m not a plumber, I’m a CINEMATIC LEGEND!" 😤🍕 Meanwhile, leakers are saying that Mario will use his *Galaxy Powers* to time travel back to 1996 and slap Shigeru Miyamoto out of an existential crisis. 💀👀 “Why am I still making games?” he supposedly said, sipping on a galaxy-flavored Slurpee. And just when you thought it was safe—SEQUELS for every franchise this side of the Mushroom Kingdom will be announced! *STONKS* 🚀💰 Can you say *Super Mario Galaxy 12: Collectively Confused Edition*? Brace yourselves, folks! This is gonna be *chaos personified*. And let’s be real, if they don’t give Luigi some screen time, we’re all screaming “THIS IS FINE” while the internet burns! 🔥 🤡 So, mark your calendars and prepare your memes, because this movie’s gonna be more lit than Mario's fire flower! 🌟🔥 Prediction: By 2030, Nintendo will merge with Disney, and we will ALL be living in the *Mario Universe*! 👀📽️ No cap, based, and cringe all at once!