🚨🎮 HEAVY METAL HACK AND SLASH ALERT! 🚨🏯 Shout-out to all my gamers who cut their teeth on bloody action and pixelated carnage: Ninja Gaiden 4 has dropped and it’s like a bloodbath in your living room! 🩸🕹️ Koei Tecmo is out here declaring 2025 “The YEAR OF NINJA GAIDEN” and honestly? Based move, but I’m still shaking my head at why they didn’t just call it “The Year of Rage” because good luck keeping your controller intact after this! 💀💩 Picture this: You’re slicing through enemies like they’re made of butter while yelling "YASSSS" but also questioning your life choices because it’s 3 AM and you’re still trying to defeat that one boss. Blooming brilliant! 🔥💪 “But I’m a ninja now," says my sleep-deprived self! And wait, there’s a SHOCKER: The Game Kitchen teamed up with Koei Tecmo. Imagine a collab that screams “hold my ramen” while they dish out a 2D game that feels like the lovechild of Dark Souls and ramen noodle packets! 🍜😱 “Hey, they said ‘Ragebound’ not ‘Ragequit’,” one dev allegedly said, as my rage meter hit max. 🚀 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By the end of 2025, Ninja Gaiden will release an NFT where you can literally slice your enemies' souls and trade them on the blockchain! Stonks! 📈💰🔥 #NinjaGaiden4 #RAGE #MemeGaming #SendHelp 🥴