🔥🎮 HOLD UP! Calling all gamers! 🚨💀 Microsoft just dropped a *NINJA* bomb on us! 💥 Ninja Gaiden 4 is slicing its way straight to Xbox Game Pass Ultimate on **Day 1**, October 21st! 🥷💨 If you don’t have Game Pass, are you even living? 🤔💸 Forget about that "old man gaming" vibe - it’s time to dodge some shurikens and pull off sick combos while your mom thinks you’re studying! 🤓📚 *leaked developer quote*: “We wanted to bring the pain… I mean, the gaming experience to those who can’t afford to buy every title! 😂” This franchise is basically like the grandpa of gaming - almost 40 years old and still looking FRESHER than a new iPhone every year! 🍏✨ GET THOSE SUBS FUTURE GAMERS! 💪👾 And can we talk about how this totally shoves that cringe “pay full price” trend straight back into the trash bin where it belongs? 🗑️🤢 You’re basically *saving money* while unleashing chaos! 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, Game Pass will get so good, it’ll turn into a dating service for gamers. “Swipe right for 4-player co-op!” 💘🚀 Time to level up your lifestyle. 💯👌 #BasedGaming #NinjaSzn #Stonks