🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN! 🌅💩 Y'all, buckle up because Nikkei and Asahi Shimbun are throwing hands 👊 in Tokyo courts with AI startup Perplexity! 🤖💥 These media moguls just served legal papers like they’re ordering sushi 🍣: fresh and hot 🔥! They’re accusing Perplexity of doing the dirty deed 👀— "copying and storing" their articles like they're some kind of basement-dwelling meme lords! 🤡💾 So, lemme get this straight: AI-powered plagiarism? Sounds like a cringe compilation waiting to happen! 🎥🤦‍♂️ Talk about putting the "no chill" in "technology!" 🙈💸 💬 “We didn’t think AI could be such a busybody, but here we are,” said an *imaginary* dev at Perplexity who totally didn’t expect the smoke. "Next thing you know, they’ll be suing my cat for posting on Twitter!” 🐱💢 So gather 'round 'cause this is the ultimate lawsuit saga! 📜💣 This is what happens when content meets the Matrix, folks. 🤯🌌 Prediction time: In 2025, Perplexity will be a law firm specializing in suing itself for copyright violations. Stonks going to the moon 🚀💰 while we all stare at our screens like “this is fine”🪴🔥! Share this chaos! You know your friends need a laugh today! 😂