🚨BREAKING TEA: NIH Drama Alert! ☕💣 So, *the* director of a federal health institute just jumped ship to join the "Make America Healthy Again" squad, ripping off his lab coat and slapping on a MAGA hat like he's about to hop on a Trump rally stage. 🤡💥 But WAIT! His replacement? Drumroll please… it’s one of JD Vance’s BFFs. 🥳 You know, the dude who likely “networked” his way into the position like it was a college frat party. 🤝🔥 Experts are sat here like *this is fine* 🔥🪴 watching this entire hiring process unfold. Rumor has it the email announcing this swap was written in Comic Sans. Like, WHAT! 😂💀 “Yeah, we just decided on a whim,” said an imaginary NIH staffer, “Why bother with qualifications when you can just call up your buddy?” No cap, that’s how you do business in 2023! Get ready for *the most scientific studies* funded by stonks and BFF vibes. 💰📈 Unhinged Prediction: I’m calling it now: the next big health craze will be drinking kale smoothies while chanting “Make America Healthy Again.” 🤣🥤✨ Get your merch ready, folks, it's about to be lit! Share this chaos or you’re simply not vibing! 🚀💪