🚨🔌 BREAKING NEWS: TESLA’S DOOR HANDLES ARE SUS. 🚗💥 Guys, it’s a whole *national crisis* out here! The NHTSA just threw down the gauntlet on Tesla's electric door handles, and honestly, it’s giving "This is fine" vibes but with a side of cringe. 😱🔥 After Bloomberg spilled the tea on these “dangerous doors” (like, who even knew doors could be *dangerous*? 😭), the NHTSA was like “Bet, we're investigating!” to the 2021 Model Y owners of the world. That’s 174k potential door-slammed dreams, fam. 🎉💔 👀💬 “Man, I thought I was buying a car, not a faulty iPhone with wheels,” said an anonymous developer (trust us, it's *totally* legit). We all want that *flush Apple-esque design*, but can we NOT turn into the next meme episode of “Let Me Out, I'm STUCK!” 😵🆘 No cap: if they don’t fix this, we’ll be rolling down windows like it’s 1999, or worse—having our doors go full ‘will they, won’t they’ like that awkward guy at the bar! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ 🔥 HOT TAKE: In under a year, every Tesla owner will be walking around like they just joined a new cult where the initiation is getting LOCKED IN their own whip. ✋🚪👀 Share this chaos and stay tuned for more car-tastrophes! 🚀💰