🚨*BREAKING* NEWS in the Waffle Wars*🚨 Nexperia's China unit just casually dropped the bombshell that they've got enough chips stacked higher than your mom's Netflix queue to last “through year-end and beyond.” Yep, they literally said "sufficient inventories" like it's a vacation slideshow you never asked to see. 🤡💤 Meanwhile, their parent company has suspended wafer supplies like a toddler refusing broccoli. Seriously, Nexperia, what are you doing? It's like saying "I'm a millionaire!" while holding a single quarter. 💸💀 “Guys, we’ve got enough chips to keep the stonks flowing,” one imaginary Nexperia developer might say while sipping their lukewarm coffee. “We’re just vibing in our inventory fortress.” Sounds like a plan, fam. 🔥🤖 But let’s be real - this whole saga is like watching the "This Is Fine" dog meme play out in an alternate universe where the coffee is decaf and the Wi-Fi is spotty. 🤯 🔥Hot Take Alert: In a world where AI creates chips faster than we can spell "semiconductor," Nexperia will eventually send us an NFT of a wafer instead of an actual chip. No cap. 😱🚀