🚨✨ HOLD UP, TREKKIES! 🚨✨ NYCC just dropped the *TRAILEEEER* for Star Trek: Starfleet Academy and lemme tell ya, it’s got more drama than your high school prom! 💃🕺 Beam me up, Scotty, because we’re diving into a galaxy where *hope and optimism* are the new black! 🤡🔥 Hold your phasers, fam; this ten-episode joyride is all about a bunch of baby cadets trying not to trip over their own space boots while learning to be the next generation of Starfleet legends. 💥👩‍🚀✨ Sounds like the average college experience, but with more aliens and less ramen. No cap, this could be the ultimate “your dreams are valid” vibe check. 🚀💰 But here’s the scoop: insiders leaked that one dev said, “We wanted a ‘Hunger Games’ meets ‘Grease’ feel. Just with 300% more Vulcans and 0% chance of getting caught in the friendzone.” 😂💀 So what are you waiting for? Grab your tricorder and prepare to roast marshmallows over the dying sun because this is going to be… *Dramatic Pause*... A COSMIC WASTE OF TIME! 🚀💀 *Meh, fr fr.* 🔥💥 **Hot take:** By 2025, we’ll be attending Starfleet Academy *in real life* with holographic instructors who still can’t pronounce our names. Goodbye, traditional education, hello, intergalactic studies!!! 💸👽✨