🚨💥 HOLD THE PHONE, folks! 🚨💥 OpenAI just dropped *Sora*—the latest app that’s about to revolutionize your feed like it’s 2010 all over again and suddenly everyone’s using a flip phone! 📱✨ #SoraIsComing So what’s the tea, sis? ☕️ Well, Sora is here to throw AI-generated videos at your face like an over-caffeinated squirrel on a sugar rush! But WAIT, there’s a catch—like a bad relationship, accessing it is like trying to unlock the gates to Narnia with a can opener. 🔒🦁 Some imaginary dev at OpenAI just said, “Yeah, we thought making it exclusive would create a FOMO craze. If only they knew how much I just want to binge-watch cat videos!” 🐱💔 Well, buddy, good luck to you and that level of self-sabotage! Remember when we all freaked out about TikTok? Now it’s Sora’s turn to steal our precious time and social life! 🚀💰 🔥Hot take: In two weeks, Sora will either be the hottest thing since sliced bread or a digital ghost town. But imagine if it flops and becomes a meme? WHOA! Sora: the app that once tried to become viral but ended up on the cringe compilation of tech history! This is fine. 😂💀 **End of the day prediction**: In a year, we’ll all be using AI videos to commentate on our *real-life drama* while eating instant ramen. Stonks? Stonks! 📈💸