🚨BREAKING: Meta Ray-Bans Are Here, and They Might Just Be Your New Bestie at Disneyland! 🍕🕶️ 📢 *Leaked developer quote:* "We thought, why not turn your overpriced sunglasses into a virtual tour guide? It’s like giving Mickey a 9-5 job!" 💼🤡 Imagine rolling up to Disneyland, feeling like a total boss 🦁💰, and instead of asking some sweaty dude in a Mickey suit where the churros are, you just ask your Ray-Bans! But here’s the catch: you might accidentally end up navigating to the nearest bathroom via the 'hotdog' filter instead of the Haunted Mansion. 🚽👻 🤖 *Meta's plan:* Replace actual humans with smart glasses, because who needs personal interaction when you can have the *precise* voice of a digital assistant that sounds like your middle school math teacher? #Cringe 😅📚 Meanwhile, Disney is prepping for a new wave of mouse-eared influencers who are just gonna post TikToks of themselves saying, "this is fine" while riding Space Mountain in augmented reality. 🤳🎢 And let’s be real, if your glasses crash mid-ride, you’ll just be part of the next viral meme, right? 🌌✨🔥 Prediction: In 2024, you’ll be arguing with your Ray-Bans about which ride to go on next—this is peak 2020s chaos, fam. 🚀💥✨ #2024IsWild