🚨🦠💻 *Breaking News* from the Cyber Swamp! 💀💥 Get ready to dive into the meme-tastic chaos that is the MostereRAT! Yes, you heard me right, it's not an indie band 🤘 but a new malware concoction that’s sliding into DM’s and stealing your crypto like it’s a friendly neighborhood raccoon 🦝 going for your trash! So picture this: 🤖💰 You click a sketchy link (sneaky-ninja style) and BOOM! 💣 You’re now home to MostereRAT, the malware that’s more invasive than your Aunt Karen at Thanksgiving dinner. 😱 *What does it do?* Oh, you know, just casually hijacks your system and snatches your secrets while slipping into your digital DMs like: “Hey, wanna see my plugins? 🔧👀” According to a *totally legit* anonymous dev quote, “We’re just trying to provide some *enhanced remote access*... you know, like giving your ex the keys to your house after they ghosted you.” 😂 Fortinet FortiGuard Labs is calling it “advanced evasion,” but I call it *deleting your life choices* with one click. 🚀 🔮🔥 Prediction: Soon you’ll be sharing your bank info on TikTok just to trick the RAT into thinking you’re broke. *Wait for it...* 🤑💀✨